The following is a list of preferences I am hoping to find in the woman of my dreams. Please try not to take offense with any of the criteria, or word choice I set forth. I know it is very short-sighted of me to list preferences like I am building the perfect car. I might even come off as a jerk in doing so.

The point is that these are my choices and mine alone. It is how I normally set my dating profile. You can probably guess how many actual matches I made when doing these preference settings, and how many of those matches turned into dates. If there were any, I never would have created this webpage.

Of course, if I am going to spend the rest of my life together with this person, I have to choose wisely. Mind you, not every single one of these criteria has to be met. I am not looking for the most perfect girl there is. I am simply aiming for my overall type of person who is not only beautiful, kind, and funny, but also someone who feels very happy and lucky to be with a guy like me. In turn, I will feel exactly the same as she does!

Without further ado, please consider the following: